KOWALSKI: WARNING; THIS EPISODE FEATURES SOME CLIPS THAT AREN'T APPROPRIATE FOR SOME VIEWERS! IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG OR VIOLENTLY OFFENDED BY MATERIAL LIKE THIS, THEN VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!!!
The episode begins with Kowalski in his lab. He's busy working on some inventions. But every time he finishes one, it fails.
After several failures, Kowalski says "DAMN IT!!! I can't invent anything properly!!! I'm done with inventing things for now!!!!!" Then he throws down his stuff and storms out of his lab. The other penguins are enjoying their "Hobby day" All of a sudden, Kowalski angrily storms into their base and knocks over Skippers coffee.
"Kowalski, watch your flipper!" shouts Skipper. "You just spilled my coffee!" "Sorry Skipper" says Kowalski, "I'm just not in a good mood today" Hearing this, Private asks "Why not Kowalski?" Kowalski says "Well, for some reason every time I work on an invention it always fails. Like Jiggles who I actually shrunk with my super-ray so I could start over. But when he still misbehaved and ate Maurice, I made him eat a fish, which made him spit him out. Then I sent him flying to the South Pole, where he'll die from the cold and starvation!"
"And then Dr. Blowhole's invisibility ray, IT WAS ACTUALLY MINE! When you told me to stop inventing things, I was determined to prove that I can invent something un-dangerous"
Upon hearing that, Skipper said "Well, I was actually expecting you to disobey my order. And you did" "Well that's a surprise" said Kowalski, "And then there was my pain elimination helmet, which only failed because it was an ordinary helmet. And then there was the Mind-Switching device" "But that was successful" said Private. "Yes Private, but it made Rico go on a rampage"
Then Kowalski says "And then there was the rocket. And also The Luv-u-lator". "Actually Kowalski," said Skipper, "I think we made a wrong turn because yesterday, Fred introduced me to Antonio, 'The Otter Bachelor of Central Park!' And I'm planning to give him a date with Marlene soon"
"Thanks Skipper" says Kowalski, "But I think I need a vacation. So I'm going to South America. And I'll be coming back after 3 weeks"
More coming soon...
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