Duchess Lucinda recognizes the Rat King as Bandersnatch, the pinhead that tried to propose to her years ago while she tried to escape the animal cruelty of a bio-lab in Massachusetts years ago. Although prefers Jazz over Hip-hop she decided to "break-it-down" so the lesser minded would understand the story... and of course the Rat King steals the spotlight as this solo goes duet. Slightly inspired by the "Batty Rap" from Fern gully: The Last Rain Forest.
(Lucinda) YO! Yah wanna know the real deal? lend an ear to this girl D.L. Duchess in the sew-zi-er don't shake drinks that have the fizzer let me get down to bizz'er can you take it like that?! Date back three years don't even try to block your ears I'm reciting how I'm knowing here Lab-Rodent Bandersnatch
(Rat King) Listen up let her break it like that
(Lucinda) Lab-Rodent Bandersnatch!
(Rat King) Hear loud and clear the Rat King Rap!
(Lucinda) Drop da beat now! They use and abuse us bio-lab in massa-chu-setts needed new material I was milk on that cereal... number! Any wonder, that my ear had a tag right through it hard to believe it, for it's hard to see it but look real close and you'll see scars to prove it! Animals everywhere bad mad science in the air used us to test weird stuff lives are lost...THEY DON'T CARE! And in the next-one to me, second cage, second latch gut can't handle flirting from Lab-Rodent Bandersnatch!
(Rat King) Hey-yo! King Bandersnatch here, sewer rats give a cheer! Hate my humble origin but it's worth it knowing one bright babe savage and "suave"
(Lucinda) Oh get a life B! I'm not worth your misbehave!
(Rat King) Unchanged! Even then she was testy unaware things got messy when she escaped and fast
(Lucinda) I took no chances had to run the fastest knowing I'm next in line that lock was hacked but they tried to bag me tie and medicate me no co-op from me for them of Bandersnatch
(Rat King) seriously though, she... uh... she kinda threw some stuff. Yah know, to keep the bio-doc's off her tail
(Lucinda) Lab-rodent Bandersnatch
(Rat King) Some of the liquids dripped into my cage and well... you know... King Size, Triplified! Broke the bars down, got up to find my bride! Couldn't find her anywhere
(Lucinda) Lucky my peeps are the type to really care
(Rat King) Went down Underground Stumbled upon Rat Town gave the alpha rat the mega-pound took his place Suppa strength's my callin', my thing (Lucinda) Authority ain't enough! shocked they call you "King"!
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