Was originally going to be the "Lemur Times" because it was Duchess Lucinda's idea, but to avoid her brother bargining into her workshop bothering her with articals about himself she renames the press the "Chimp Times" and gives the newspaper business to Phil and Mason.
Phil and Mason
Cooty Epidemic Recline: Deadly Desease Proves Nothing But a False Alarm (Duchess Lucinda used this story as a prototype... plus to make her brother look even stupider after Operation: Cooties.)
Fate of Zoo Resides on Rivalry: The Vesuvius Feud Leading to a Brighter Future? (Just Vesuvius)
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